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4:34pm April 24, 2014
skummyskull:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY

skummyskull:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

4:30pm April 24, 2014

pippiphooray:

I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.

4:30pm April 24, 2014
mouiikai:

why would you even say “bite me” instead of “fuck off” tho

mouiikai:

why would you even say “bite me” instead of “fuck off” tho

4:21pm April 24, 2014

pop-rocks-blowjob:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

Dude is a biblical hero swear

4:14pm April 24, 2014

Andrew Garfield being a precious little thing (1/5)

3:17pm April 24, 2014

jaydubfilm:

clairvoyantsam:

A dimension-traveling wizard gets stuck in the 21st century because cell phone radiation interferes with his magic. With his home world on the brink of war, he seeks help from a jaded travel agent who he mistakes for a great sorceress. Without his powers to prove his identity, she has trouble taking him seriously, but finally agrees to reveal the secrets of our world in exchange for a lunch date

Writer/Director: Jonathan Williams
Producers: Laura Perlmutter & Andrew Nicholas McCann Smith
Executive Producer: Bob Munroe

OKAY, GUYS!!! LISTEN UP. I’M CALLING IN EVERYONE IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM. We are well-known for being capable of making things happen and THIS is a project that needs OUR help to become a series!!! We all know Tahmoh Penikett who’s portayed Ezekiel/Gadreel on the 9th season of SPN. He portrays the main character of this story, Alar. Actress Erin Karpluk who plays Kim has also been on Supernatural. She was Monica in episode 1x21 (Salvation) and Robin in 9x07 (Bad Boys). From the trailer it seems like it has a lot of potential, a very interesting scenario, really coll special effects and an awesome cast. The trailer needs more views and likes and the official page on FB more followers!!! What do you say?? Will you help?? Please pass it on by reblogging this post, liking the FB page and sharing both the page and the trailer on the social networks!!! Let’s prove our fandom power!!!

Facebook page : https://www.facebook.com/ThePortalFilm?ref=br_tf

Trailer on youtube : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFJh1KmpfFk

Thanks for sharing, guys!   So awesome to see Supernatural fans using their powers for good!  :)

3:16pm April 24, 2014

You Cannot Rest Here

lordticklefish:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

They just cross Minecraft logic with fucking real life?

3:15pm April 24, 2014

lordticklefish:

dragondicks:

cupsnake:

Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers!

these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager

Chef Ramsay voice; "THIS CHICKEN IS SO FUCKING RAW I CAN HEAR IT PEEPING"

3:14pm April 24, 2014

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

3:14pm April 24, 2014

catbountry:

cteranodon:

freakinasheet:

Every localized Ace Attorney changes the setting from Japan to America and it gets funnier with every game since they get more and more Japanese and the new one is set in 19th century Japanimage

EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS, RYUUNOSUKE

Ah, yes, the Meiji era of our great state of California, when the shoguns and emperor were contesting the territory of Los Angeles.

The localization team may have dug themselves into a pretty big hole here.